Showing posts with label pirates. Show all posts
Showing posts with label pirates. Show all posts

Monday, February 23, 2026

PIRATES & PENANCE

 

Malinin and Sandokan: Profiles in Courage

 

What do triple toe-loops on the ice and pirates in tropical Southeast Asia have in common? Well, not much, except they were both at the top of my TV watchlist during last week's frigid winter storms.

 

After a long day at the keyboard, I like to chill in front of the tube at night, with a purring cat and a glass of wine, and having opted out of the news cycle to preserve what's left of my mental health, I found myself drawn into the figure skating competition at the Winter Olympics. At the same time, I happened upon Sandokan: The Pirate Prince, an 8-episode, Italian swashbuckler now streaming on Netflix.

 

For a week, I was madly channel-hopping between the two (although there are a thousand ways you can catch up with any Olympic events you might have missed), so that the two programs became almost inextricably linked in my brain. Both offer equal opportunities to cheer triumphs, commiserate with losses, cheer on underdogs, and explore complicated personalities. And both came loaded with plenty of drama.

 

Sandokan caught my eye, because, you know, pirates, even though I'd never heard of anybody in the cast, or the source material it's based on, a series of Victorian-era adventure novels by Emilio Salgari about a Malaysian pirate battling the English during the Age of Empire. And after a fairly ripping first episode, it almost lost me as it threatened to devolve into typical romantic fodder about a hunky pirate captain and his hostage, a snippy, entitled young beauty flinging insults and vitriol about to maintain her moral superiority — in short, all the tropes I wanted to subvert when I wrote my pirate novel, The Witch From the Sea, about a woman who becomes a working member of a pirate crew for the freedom of the open seas.

 

But the heroine, Marianne, soon drops her attitude, and gets drawn into the larger story of colonialism, attempted genocide, rebellion, and liberation. (Indeed, while there's a decent amount of shipboard action, these pirates are less interested in plunder than in battling English invaders who would steal their resources and enslave their people.) There's also the evolving mystery of pirate Sandokan's true origin, and heroic destiny. Along the way, we meet salty pirates, exotic natives, spirited women, and a plethora of sinister antagonists, including the corrupt English consul (Marianne's father), and an opium-smoking British naval captain out to hunt pirates, and the ruthless, sybaritic local sultan, with a taste for torture, both of whom have designs on Marianne.

 

Sexy Sandokan is played by Turkish-Albanian actor Can (pronounced "Gian") Yaman, a formidable presence with a searing gaze, who can twirl a scimitar like a cheerleader's baton. It took a while to warm up to Alanah Bloor as heroine Marianne, but she becomes more interesting as the story gains traction. I especially liked the dance-as-foreplay motif in which their romance evolves over a couple of elaborate set pieces, a formal ball at the consulate, and later, a Lunar New Year celebration in Singapore.

 

Meanwhile, over at the Olympics, most of the drama for Team USA centered on skaters who didn't quite live up to expectations. Champion ice dancing pair Madison Chock and Evan Bates "only" won silver, and there was some whining about a French judge whose scores might have elevated French pair Laurence Fournier and Guillaume Cizeron to the top spot. Yes, the Americans skated beautifully, but so did the French; I loved the precision of their Rhythmic category performance to Madonna's "Vogue."

 

But the story of the event — possibly of this entire Olympics — was 21-year-old figure skater Ilia Malinin, from Fairfax, Virginia. The son of two Russian figure skaters, Malinin, nicknamed the Quad God, is a star on the tournament circuit; he's like the Simone Biles of figure skating, doing amazing things on ice never before attempted, let alone achieved, by any other human, like the insanely difficult quadruple axel, and back flips. 

 

He and his Team USA cohorts had already won gold as a team. But, heavily favored to take gold in the individual event, he stunned the world with a poor performance, falling down twice in his final routine. The crowd cheered him on, anyway, but as he came off the ice, completely out of medal competition, and composed, but obviously disheartened, his father and coach exchanged a few words with him, but did not hug him. There wasn't a person in America, probably the world, that didn't want to give that kid a hug right that minute, except his dad. Fortunately, his other trainer stepped up and enveloped him in a massive embrace. A few minutes later, when the expected second-place winner, Mikhail Shaidorov,  from Kazakhstan, realized he'd been elevated to gold, Malinin trotted over to give him a congratulatory hug. Shaidorov was overwhelmed, and they held on to each other for a few minutes, the only two people in the entire arena who understood what the other was going through.

 

But having lost the gold in penance, Malinin found redemption. The hottest ticket at the Winter Olympics is always the Exhibition Gala on the last night, where skaters present routines out of competition, with no mandatory elements, and do whatever they want. Malinin skated to the song, "Fear," by a rapper called NF; dressed in jeans and a dark gray hoodie, he confronted darkness, disillusion, and crippling self-doubt, landed every masterful jump and flip (on a single blade, fer cryin' out loud), and emerged triumphant.

 

 

And here's the thing: no one will ever remember the disappointing free skate that landed him in 8th place instead of on the podium in the men’s individual competition. But no one will ever forget his exhibition program — it may become the defining image of this year’s games.

Wednesday, June 8, 2016

WRITE ON

The intrepid Captain James Hook continues to win readers, out on the cyber seas!

Last month, I was contacted by the lovely Clare Moore of the online mag, Ampersand Literary.

 She had just read Alias Hook, and invited me to do a Q&A for her site, which publishes fiction, poetry, photography, and artwork, along with occasional interviews with the purveyors thereof.

I was thrilled to do it, and the post is up online as of today!

Clare generously invited me to blather on at great length about Alias Hook and my upcoming Beast novel. But she also quizzed me about the writing process itself, my completely chaotic publishing history, and any tips I might have for emerging writers.

It was a fun interview to do. And while you're there, surf around this diverse, eclectic site devoted to the creative process!

Wednesday, April 6, 2016

PIRATES of PODCAST


 This just in, folks: my first podcast!

Last month, it was my pleasure to be interviewed by the effervescent Phil Johnson—stand-up comic and pirate aficionado, proprietor of the salty website, "Under the Crossbones." And now, our podcast is live!

It's a swashbuckling half-hour or so, where we natter on about my pirate books, our favorite (and otherwise) pirate movies, and the allure of all things piratical. Music and comedy round out the broadcast, so hoist a pot of rum and check it out here!

(PS: My interview starts at about the12-minute mark.)

Friday, September 12, 2014

ROGUES' MARCH

It's steady as she goes on day five of the Here There Be Pirates Blog Hop and Book Giveaway.

Today, meet  J. M Aucoin, commander of our crew of pen-wielding brigands and author of the Jake Hawking cycle of stories. J.M. is giving away his newest release, the story collection Jake Hawking and the Bounty Hunters.

You can read a Q&A with J. M. over at author Helen Hollick's action-packed blog, Of History and Kings. Find out what he has to say about historical vs. fictional pirates, his creation Jake Hawking, a "thinking man's pirate," and his lifelong obsession with The Three Musketeers!

Once again, we have seven swashbuckling authors giving away seven pirate novels to seven lucky winners during the course of the event, September 8 through September 19 (International Talk Like A Pirate Day).

Scroll down to take a peek at the other piratical adventures being offered on our book giveaway. (As for me, I'll be giving away a copy of The Witch From the Sea!) Follow the links to read all about each book and the infamous rogues and roguettes who authored them!

Click here to enter the Giveaway!

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Thursday, September 11, 2014

YET MORE PIRATES!

Two more swashbuckling authors join our merry crew of brigands today as the Here There Be Pirates Blog Hop sails on.

Spread your canvas for Arcadia Prime, the site of author Dan Eldredge, who's hosting a Q&A with author Nick Smith. Nick talks about his rousing historical Buccaneers series, which began with Rogues' Nest.

The second installment, Gentleman of Fortune, is the book Nick is offering in our piratical book giveaway.

Next, head over to the site of nautical author SK Keogh, who's hosting a Q&A with Helen Hollick, author of the Jesamiah Acorne series of seafaring adventures.

Helen talks about the delicate art of combining history, swashbuckling action, and fantasy in her four-part series (with more to come!). The first installment, Sea Witch, is the book Helen will be giving away.

Don't forget, our ongoing Here There Be Pirates event features seven authors of piratical fiction offering seven free books to seven lucky winners.

Follow the link below to enter for a chance to win. You can also earn multiple entries by seeking out the authors' Facebook pages and/or Twitter accounts and "liking" them.

Sign in now, and free loot could be yours! Har!

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Wednesday, September 10, 2014

THE BLOG (HOP) GOES ON...

The swashbuckling continues on our Here There Be Pirates Blog Hop and Book Giveaway!

Today I'm delighted to be a guest over at Rogue's Nest, the fine Historical Pirate Fiction site captained by author Nick Smith. Now it's my turn to be grilled by the King's men—oops, I mean to participate in the Blog Hop Q&A on writing piratical fiction, history, romance and adventure!

J.M. Aucoin, the admiral of our buccaneer fleet here on the Blog Hop, asked each of us participating authors to describe our ideal pirate flag, then he made a graphic of each one to post with our Q&As. This is the one he designed for me. Pretty cool, huh?

Asked to describe my pirate flag, I wrote:

Pirates like to feature the tools of their trade on their flags (swords, pistols), but I suppose an image of a keyboard wouldn't look very dynamic! (Besides being totally the wrong era.) How about a silhouette of a quill pen with a big, poofy feather. Black flag with a white quill pen. Dripping blood?

I think it came out great!

And speaking of J.M. Aucoin, sail on over to his author blog to read a Q&A with another swashbuckling author on the Blog Hop, SK Keogh. The book she's offering in the giveaway is The Alliance, second installment of her trilogy featuring Jack Mallory, who joins the Sweet Trade in order to settle an old score. 

To recap, our ongoing Here There Be Pirates event features seven authors of piratical fiction offering seven free books to seven lucky winners.

Follow the link below to enter for a chance to win. You can also earn multiple entries by seeking out the authors' Facebook pages and/or Twitter accounts and "liking" them. Sign in now and claim your share of the plunder!

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Tuesday, September 9, 2014

ON WRITING PIRATES

Ahoy, me hearties!

It's my pleasure today to host adventure/romance novelist Christine Steendam as part of the ongoing Here There Be Pirates Blog Hop and Book Giveaway.

For those of you who came in late, we have seven swashbuckling authors giving away seven pirate novels to seven lucky winners during the course of the event September 8 through September 19 (International Talk Like A Pirate Day).

Click here to enter the Giveaway!

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And without further ado, enjoy an interview with Christine Steendam on the art of writing pirate fiction!

What made you want to write about pirates in the first place? What is it about them that intrigued you as a writer?

Pirates just scream adventure. There is something incredibly romantic yet dangerous about a man that lives by no rules but his own. As a writer there is a lot of potential there for stories and conflict.

Tell us a little about your book, Heart Like an Ocean, that you’re giving away for this event.
Heart Like an Ocean is an adventure romance novel. Yes, romance… It follows the story of Senona Montez, a young, naïve, upper-class Spanish woman looking for an escape from the prison that is societies’ expectations. Her paths cross with the handsome British privateer, Brant Foxton, and things get very interesting from there.

In reality, pirates were awful people that most of us wouldn’t want to run across if we were sailing a ship, but in our culture they’ve been romanticized so often that it’s almost expected by some folk. Do you have trouble balancing reality with the romanticized aura of the pirate, or do you not worry too much about that when crafting your tales?

I admit, I romanticize pirates. I mean, I do write romance after all, so if my pirates had rotting teeth and were murdering people left, right and center that wouldn’t be very fitting of a romance, now would it? So, I really don’t worry about balancing reality too much… though I do like to get my facts right.

How often do you turn to real-life pirates for inspiration in creating your characters or plot?

I haven’t gotten a lot of inspiration from real-life pirates, but I definitely look towards them for fact-checking. If I want to know if I can get away with female crew members or pirates I turn to the people that lived and were documented as pirates or privateers.

What makes your series (or book) different from other piratical adventures out there? What’s your main goal with your pirate stories?

My stories are not primarily pirate stories. They are romance adventures set within a pirate setting. There is so much more there to explore in the story—both society, personal growth, and the age old question of right from wrong.


Bonus Question: If you had to design a pirate flag for yourself, what would it look like?

Because my pirate ship is called the BlackFox, I’d probably have a fox skull with a cutlass clutched in its teeth.




Author Bio:


Christine Steendam is the Award-Winning author of the Foremost Chronicles and the Ocean Series.

She is a self-proclaimed genre hopper in both her writing and reading, an avid horseback rider, and a cup of coffee is never far from her hand.

Christine makes her home in Manitoba, Canada on a sprawling 15 acre ranch with her husband, sons, and assortment of animals.

Visit Christine's website!
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Monday, September 8, 2014

MORE PIRATES

The first author Q&A in the Here There Be Pirates Blog Hop is up and running!

Trim your sails for the blogsite Caffeine and Contemplation, presided over by adventure/romance author Christine Steendam.

Christine is hosting Dan Eldredge, author of the offworld piratical adventure, The Pirates of Alnari.

Surf on over and see what he has to say about writing pirate fiction in a setting other than Planet Earth.

Tomorrow, it will be my pleasure to host a Q&A with Christine, right here on this blog!

So stay tuned...

Sunday, September 7, 2014

HERE THERE BE PIRATES

Ahoy, me hearties!

September is pirate month here at the blog. For one thing, International Talk Like A Pirate Day falls on September 19 (so you'll want to brush up on your "Aarrrghs", "Ayes," and "avasts"). And in honor of this year' festivities, you, the Reading Public, have a chance to score some loot just the way we pirates like it—free!

A half dozen other swashbuckling authors have invited me to join them in a voyage of plunder—oops, I mean a Blog Hop and Book Giveaway with the catchy title, Here There Be Pirates. Each of the seven of us will be giving away a copy of one of our pirate novels to seven lucky winners. Free books—what's not to love?
Can Dress like a Pirate Day be far behind?

(I'll be giving away a rare, collectible copy (meaning (ahem) currently out of print) of my very first swashbuckler The Witch From the Sea, a book that's very dear to my heart. (Pirates! History! Romance! No zombies!) I love this book so much, I built it a website of its own!)

Here's a complete list of participating authors and their books:

J. M. Aucoin, Jake Hawking and the Bounty Hunters;  Christine Steendam, Heart Like an Ocean; Lisa Jensen, The Witch From the Sea; SK Keogh, The Alliance; Helen Hollick, Sea Witch; Dan Eldredge, Pirates of Alnari; Nick Smith, Gentlemen of Fortune.

The contest begins tomorrow, Monday, September 8, and runs through Friday, September 19 (Talk Like a Pirate Day).

To enter for a chance to win one of these fine free pirate books, just sign in on the link below. If you're extra techie, you can also earn multiple entries by seeking out the authors' Facebook pages and/or Twitter accounts and "liking" them, which improves your chances of scoring, big-time.

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(Full disclosure: I personally do not Tweet, but if you are so inclined to "like" my Alias Hook page on Facebook, that counts too.)

We bloggers will also take turns hosting Q&As of a piratical nature with each other for the duration of the Blog Hop. I will update the info here as each new Q&A post goes up.

So get ready to set sail for swashbuckling adventure! Here's your chance to win some genuine pirate loot with firing a single shot!

Monday, June 9, 2014

PIRATES LITE

Hey, I like a good pirate yarn as much as the next girl—and considerably more than most. And a successful pirate series could only bode well for Alias Hook.

But NBC's much ballyhooed Crossbones is sinking fast.


First the good news: it's not aimed at kids. And it doesn't have zombies, which has become distressingly de riguer in the genre since the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise.

But it doesn't have much in the way of, you know, pirates either. In the opening five minutes or so of the first episodes, pirates board and plunder a ship at sea, but the rest of the action so far has been confined to an island. Sure, plots and counter-plots unfold, but where's the swashbuckling? Where's the yo-ho-ho-ing? Where's the adventure on the high seas?
A tough death to fake

The show's main pirate is Blackbeard, but this is the old rogue in retirement, his trademark mane snowy and neatly coifed and trimmed. (Although he keeps his original moniker, "White Goatee" lacking a little something in oomph.)

I even kind of like the idea that Blackbeard has faked his own death and gone underground to rule his own little pirate island kingdom, unmolested by the Royal Navy.

But anyone who knows her pirate history knows that the real Blackbeard, Edward Teach, died spectacularly in front of numerous witnesses, on board his own ship in a pitched battle with Lt. Robert Maynard. Like Rasputin, he was hard to kill; five pistol balls and twenty sword cuts were found in his body after he finally keeled over, and, for good measure, his head was chopped off and hung from a yard on Maynard's ship.
Dueling Blackbeards: Malkovich

So, not the kind of mystery-shrouded demise from which he might have rolled over with a nod and a wink when no one was looking and slunk away. Even if you go in for the imposter theory, who else but the maniacal Teach could have lasted that long in combat?

Then there’s Blackbeard himself, as played by John Malkovich. He can be a marvelous actor, and he has a swell time gobbling the scenery here, but I don’t think Malkovich would be anybody’s first choice for a swashbuckling pirate—especially not with whatever strange accent he uses here. And especially not the way he spends all his time swanning around the island in a white djellaba instead of out there on the deck of a pirate ship. He has moments of loony menace, but he lacks a certain robustness.
Dueling Blackbeards: Jackman

(As a point of comparison, here's Hugh Jackman in sword training to portray Blackbeard in a new live-action Peter Pan movie coming out next year. (What's Blackbeard doing in a Peter Pan movie? Well, that's another blog.) He looks more piratical in sweats than Malkovich has managed in two hours of screen time so far.)

The wheezy plot revolves around a fancy ship's chronometer en route to London that the pirates steal. The nominal hero is ship's doctor, Tom Lowe (Richard Coyle), who's really a British spy trying to keep the device out of the pirates' clutches, and who becomes Teach's prisoner.

 Coyle works hard and lands the occasional deadpan wisecrack, but—hello!—he's NOT A PIRATE! He's the enemy of the pirates, so what fun is that?

The island is home to the usual scurvy dogs and a surprising collection of nubile women. (Borrowing a page from Game of Thrones, the community boasts its own brothel, but, unlike GoT, everyone keeps their clothes on even in mid-clinch. This is network TV, after all.) But there's not really anyone in the cast worth caring about.

No, wait, I did like one character, the black woman pirate (Tracy Ifeachor) who’s the first to board the king’s ship at the beginning. But she’s quickly relegated to the status of bit player, with only a few lines of dialogue. Too bad. I wish they’d write a story about HER!



Years and years ago, there was a TV show in syndication called Queen of Swords. It was like a female Zorro in old California, an aristocrat’s daughter by day, but a crusading swordswoman for the downtrodden at night.

It was all a load of hooey, but cheeky enough in its silliness to be entertaining. It had a level of pizzazz I fear Crossbones will never attain.

Tuesday, May 1, 2012

LAUGHS AHOY!

"It's only impossible if you stop to think about it!"

As a call to action, this line is typical of both the exuberant silliness and the sly, throwaway gaggery in The Pirates! Band of Misfits, the newest stop-motion animation comedy adventure from  Aardman studios, those cheerfully nutty folk responsible for the Wallace and Gromit series, Chicken Run, and Arthur Christmas.

This time, they apply their considerable skills to a swashbuckling pirate adventure, a huge canvas that involves a ship and a crew and the wide-open seas, and a story that stretches from the exotic pirate islands of the West Indies to the foggy, cobbled streets, dockside taverns, and royal palaces of Victorian London. It's a daunting task for a bunch of people whose job is rolling up teeny bits of colored clay into faces and figures and photographing them in action, one frame at a time (but, hey, it's only impossible if you stop to think about it).


Okay, I'm a sucker for a good pirate yarn, as we all know. And I'm usually the first one to pull a mournful face and weep into my grog over the sad fact that ever since the popularity of the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise, pirate stories are once more considered goofball kid stuff. (What other kind is there? Captain Blood, says I, the 1935 Errol Flynn version. Subversive in its sympathetic portrait of pirates as mostly ordinary men who have fallen out of favor with fortune or, worse, been victimized by social injustice, it's viewpoint may be romanticized, but it's still a perfectly credible basis for rousing drama.)

But if we must settle for silliness, the Aardmanites are the undisputed champs.

In this case, they are aided and abetted by the source material, author Gideon Defoe and his series of slim, absurdist comic novels. (The film is mostly based on his "The Pirates! In an adventure with Scientists.") Scripted by Defoe, and co-directed by Aardman co-founder Peter Lord and Jeff Newitt, the story takes place in 1837, by which time most piracy had already been routed out of the high seas. But tell that to our hero, Pirate Captain (voice of Hugh Grant), known for his "luxuriant" beard, his beloved pet bird, Polly, and his insatiable love of ham.


Adored by his crew (including the sensible, loyal Pirate with a Scarf (Martin Freeman), the Pirate with Gout (Brendan Gleeson), the gentle Albino Pirate (Anton Yelchin), and the Suspiciously Curvaceous Pirate (Ashley Jensen)), Pirate Captain longs to win the coveted Pirate of the Year Award. But to do so, he needs to amass a lot of booty. After some unsuccessful attempts to plunder passing ships (a school field trip, a nudists' cruise), he and his crew board The Beagle and capture naturalist Charles Darwin (David Tenant), a science nerd who fears he'll never get a girlfriend. When Darwin informs the Captain that Polly is a rare Dodo, long thought to be extinct, and hints there could be a lot of prize money for exhibiting her to the Royal Society in London, the crew sails for England.

The fun is all in the details. There are rival pirate captains (voiced by Jeremy Piven, Lenny Henry, and Salma Hayek), an Elvis-like Pirate King,  a deadpan monkey who communicates with flash-cards, brief appearances by Jane Austen and The Elephant Man, a hot-air dirigible, and the notoriously pirate-hating Queen Victoria herself (Imelda Staunton).

Pay attention to the wry dialogue, the newspapers, posters and paintings glimpsed in the backgrounds (most of which are scrolled over again during the closing credits, so stick around), and sight gags, like the Captain's flag, with its skull and ham bones. The cartoon maps with their animated winds, Neptune, and mermaids chasing the ship around are a riot, too, so abandon rational thinking (that old killjoy) and enjoy the ride.

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

10 ROLLICKING YEARS WITH THE WITCH


Laurie King writes to say that "Pirates are the new Vampires" in pop culture. Does this mean I was 10 years ahead of my time?


This week, my pirate novel, The Witch From the Sea celebrates its tenth anniversary. Back in those pre-Captain Jack Sparrow days, pirate stories were considered strictly kid stuff, or else the province of capital-R Romance novels with brawny, half-naked rogues fondling their flintlocks splashed across the covers.


It must have seemed like a pretty radical idea, a grown-up historical adventure novel with pirates, told from a woman's perspective. My heroine, Tory Lightfoot, twice damned as a woman without family or prospects, and a runaway orphan of mixed white and Native American blood, joins a crew of pirates in 1823 to escape her constricted female life ashore. But I was fortunate enough to find an intrepid small publisher, Beagle Bay Books, who believed in my story and midwifed my novel into existence.


Speaking of covers, this was my original concept sketch for The Witch cover art. Pretty atmospheric, no? The full moon, the pirate vessel, a woman, um, evidently rising up out of the middle of the ocean like Esther Williams in one of those gigantic MGM aquatic musical numbers. Well, think of it as metaphor, just as the pirates in my book function as a metaphor for the freedom Tory craves.




I'm a little superstitious about rendering my character's faces; I don't want to interfere with the reader's imagination. But when I published a chapter out of The Witch as a short story in the pirate fanzine No Quarter Given, I drew this illustration to go with it.



It's a moment of psychological tension, wherein the pirates attempt to coerce information from the crew of a merchant vessel they've captured. That's Tory, on the left, looking apprehensive—until she (and the reader) realize what's really going on in this scene. (Oh, no, I'll never tell—you'll have to read the book!)



(Hmmm...looking at this image again, I wonder if it's too late to re-do The Witch as a graphic novel...)






But both of these images are vast improvements over my early attempt to collage together a cover, way back when my novel was titled Blesséd Providence (the name of the pirate ship in the tale). Talk about a bad case of TMI!


Notice how I tried to cram in every plot point: gold doubloons, pirate ship, Tarot cards (they figure in the plot and color Tory's view of the world), a map of the Indies, my protagonist's femaleness. Whew! I'm exhausted just looking at it now!


I'm too embarrassed to show you the very first cover I ever attempted, which also included a volume of Shakespeare and a Harlequin figure, in honor of my second protagonist, Jack, expatriate Englishman, acrobat, and failed Shakespearean actor-turned-pirate.



You can see how the Beagle Bay book cover turned out up there in the menu bar. The artist did a good job overall —I just love that burning ship! But I don't think he quite captured the spirit of Tory and Jack. Here's the detail:


Is it just me, or does Tory look about 12 years old in this image? (In the book, she's 18.) As for Jack, he must by the most neatly barbered buccaneer in the history of piracy. Just call him Metrosexual Jack, the Scourge of the Indies.


Thursday, August 11, 2011

PIRATES, POSTERS, & KINGS (OH, MY)



This kills me. Santa Cruz's own Laurie R. King has written a pirate novel!


Or, at least, her new novel, "The Pirate King" (due out September 6), places King's brilliant detective series heroine, Mary Russell, and her husband, Sherlock Holmes (no slouch himself when it comes to solving mysteries), behind the scenes in the silent movie industry during the making of a pirate swashbuckler, ca. 1924. Bookshop Santa Cruz will be hosting a reading by King on Tuesday, September 20. In the meantime, check out King's website for details about the 10 weeks of piratical shenanigans and contests she's holding during the run-up to publication day.


One of the contest prizes is a copy of this fabulous faux movie poster being used to advertise Laurie's book. (It's not the book jacket cover, but a separate promo item.) This image is based on a classic Howard Pyle illustration, but the whole concept harks back to the glory days of silent movie posters.


Of course, pirates and silent movies are two of my favorite subjects. I especially love the idea that (according to the preview on Laurie's website) the maniacal filmmaker in her book gets involved with real pirates to lend his film authenticity. This makes perfect sense if you know anything about the early days of silent filmmaking. In particular, the superb 13-part video series by Kevin Brownlow, Hollywood, documents the outrageous DIY spirit of intrepid movie pioneers who were making up the rules as they went along. (If the script called for a fistfight on the wings of a biplane, for instance, they sent two actors up in a biplane with a camera strapped on the wing.)



The most famous pirate movie of the silent era is The Black Pirate, starring the inimitable Douglas Fairbanks. By 1926, Fairbanks was such a huge star, he got name-above-the-title billing on the poster art; his buoyant athletic brio was always the soap his movies were selling.


But according to the strict moral code of the era, a pirate couldn't be a hero, so when Fairbanks, the most popular actor in Hollywood, wanted to make a pirate picture, he had to play a disguised nobleman who joins the pirate crew for a "noble" reason—to avenge himself on the scurvy dogs who caused his father's death. Through this device, Fairbanks got to have all the fun of playacting the pirate life without tarnishing his heroic image.


This is an all-Fairbanks production: he wrote the script (under his alias, Elton Thomas) and sketched out every shot before a director even came on board. He revels in plundering every pirate cliche in the canon, from buried treasure to walking the plank. And in one of the most memorable of all silent movie stunts, he climbs out on a yard, plunges his knife into the top of the sail, and slides all the way down to the deck by grasping the handle as the blade slices the sail in two. Yowza! Don't try this at home, kids. (Read more)





Meanwhile, other silent filmmakers were pillaging all the same source material that later became vehicles for Errol Flynn and his swashbuckling brethren in the talkies. The most famous of Flynn's pirate movies is a gritty and rousing adaptation of Rafael Sabaini's Captain Blood, made in 1935. (Arguably, by me, the best pirate movie ever made.) But there was also a lavish silent version, starring one J. Warren Kerrigan, made in 1924.


Only about half an hour of footage from this film exists today. But this cool poster remains. It's unusual for a pirate movie in that it features no ship, no sea, no Bounding Main; it's all about mood and tension. I just love that looming shadow figure. This poster tells you: prepare to be thrilled!





Apparently, this early version of The Sea Hawk (also produced in 1924), stuck far more closely to the original Sabatini novel than the more famous Errol Flynn/MGM version made in 1940. Milton Sills stars as an Elizabethan sea captain framed for a crime and sold into slavery to the Spanish; when Muslim corsairs eventually board his ship and free him, he renounces Christianity and transforms himself into the Algerian pirate, Sakr-el-Bahr—The Hawk of the Sea.



This was obviously a plot point that wouldn't wash in 1940s Hollywood. But this terrific poster conveys all the lush Eastern exoticism of Sabatini's tale.





Robert Louis Stevenson's evergreen pirate classic, Treasure Island, got the silent treatment in 1920, from French-born filmmaker Maurice Tourneur. (Father of Jacques Tourneur, who became a Hollywood film director of note in the '40s.) True to its era, this film featured a female actress in the role of boy-hero Jim Hawkins. More intriguing, the great Lon Chaney was on board as eerie pirate, Blind Pew, who gets innkeeper's son Hawkins involved in the pirate plot. (A couple of stills exist of Chaney in costume for the role, but the film itself is lost.) But this poster doesn't care about the stars; it's selling a rip-roaring, boy's own pirate adventure!


Setting down Russell and Holmes in the midst of all this lively ferment as the movies struggle to invent themselves sounds like a brilliant idea to me. Me timbers are shiverin' already!